tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1329405956624529471.post2667326487356247727..comments2023-06-30T15:49:25.750-04:00Comments on Insatiable Host: I'm one Bitch-Crazed MommaFuhka!The Insatiable Hosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16020997843702559493noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1329405956624529471.post-85066001763321199442010-05-24T17:00:55.492-04:002010-05-24T17:00:55.492-04:00And this is why I smile in the store when I hear s...And this is why I smile in the store when I hear some kid losing their shit, because I think:<br />A) It is not mine, thank you Jesus.<br />B) I have SO been there, and <br />C) That poor mom. I want to bring her a margarita.Julie, The Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15444095359022135281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1329405956624529471.post-30930307474572756232010-05-24T11:33:56.912-04:002010-05-24T11:33:56.912-04:00OMG - I feel for ya sista but damn I hate that shi...OMG - I feel for ya sista but damn I hate that shit when it happens. Only my two are 12 and 15 now and they still can make a frickin scene in public but.......I have then now....they are teenagers so they will do anything as to NOT BE EMBARRASSED by mom. If they give me attitude or mouth when we are out and about, I just say really loud...something like "Okay, honey I will get you some of the cute batman underwear!" or anything equally embarrassing. That shuts them up PDQ.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05630903866176029281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1329405956624529471.post-73573211466851007482010-05-23T22:31:22.576-04:002010-05-23T22:31:22.576-04:00Ooh...my kids did this once. And as soon as they s...Ooh...my kids did this once. And as soon as they started, I did the whole good mommy giving a warning thing. And then they continued. I had MAYBE 15 minutes of shopping left. We really, really needed the food. But I snapped. I grabbed both of their asses, dragged them out of the store all the while saying, "If you can't shut the fuck up in a god damn store you aren't getting dinner. Because I refuse to sit in a store with your whining asses for another minute." And 3 people clapped. They have never done it again. <br /><br />And one time I was at Target and this little girl was seriously having a psychotic break or something. I swear to you I thought her mom was going to either go nuts or beat the hell out of her. So I go up to the girl, maybe 5 years old and I say, "Listen. You are too fucking big to be acting like a god damn one year old baby. You pick this crap up because the rest of us have things to shop for. And you need to help your mom and listen because she could easily leave you on the side of the road." I think the girl peed. Oh well. I didn't hear a word out of her through the whole store and the mom hugged me. LOL.Sara Strandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02641499434694637445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1329405956624529471.post-56517174281327066002010-05-23T22:15:52.125-04:002010-05-23T22:15:52.125-04:00Oh honey I'm so sorry! These are the moments ...Oh honey I'm so sorry! These are the moments I fear when I have children because I'm not quite so sure I'll be able to hold it together the way you did. I hope you get some peace very soon!Mirandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08159158615385861981noreply@blogger.com