2011

Labels: - Friday, December 31, 2010





I have been reading every one's New Years Resolutions on facebook and twitter and I have heard it all before.  I am also that person who used to make a resolution and keep it for a week to then go a head and go on an emotional eating binge.  Whatever, now that I am dawning my 31st birthday, I can tell you in my wise voice that this year will be different.


Each day I want to live with full passion for life.  MY life.  Everything that encompasses it also  - Family, Friends and me - just the way I am.


I will not allow people to walk all over me nor will I allow them to use me for convenience.  I will call a spade a spade and a friend a friend -- WHEN IT'S TRUE.


I will drink whenever the fuck I want - and if I want to have a bottle er...glass of wine a night --- GUESS WHAT - I will - but I wont feel guilty about it afterwards.


I am going to shed 40 lbs this year - not just in total but I will start at 1 and allow it to go from there...  This 40 pounds isn't just weight from the kids - it's 10 pounds of feelings that I have wanted and needed to shed for a long time.  It's 10 pounds of sheer laziness with a pinch of you making me feel aweful about myself or someone's thinking I am not good enough...  I can't believe I have let myself drown in this feeling for so long.  There's got to be a few pounds, so let's call it 5 - of fried foods.  5 for pizza; 5 for baked goodies and 5 for cream and sugar in my coffee.


Once this is done, I will not abuse myself mentally any longer.  I would rather slap myself in the face rather than beat myself up for something that I have no control over....


2011 is going to be a life changer folks and you are all gonna witness it!  I can't wait!!!!  I will write again and more - I will have better thoughts too because once you turn 31 you are instantly a fucking genius.  You also turn 30% hotter.  TRUE FUN FACT: once a women enters her 30's she instantly increases her stats impressively.  Her sex drive revs to a 200 mph; her skin starts to even out and she feels sexy in her own skin. But...when she turns 31 -- man oh man, it's gonna be outstanding.  Keep your eyes and ears peeled my friends.


This year is going to be EPIC.



It's all business in the front and party in the back

- Tuesday, December 28, 2010

...it's been a while my friends...


today I am interrupting my 30 Day Photo Challenge to bring some fuckin sass and a bit of attitude.  I'm gonna work this rant like Tyra works her forehead. IM GONNA BE FIERCE.


There have been so many things I wanted to write but literally hadn't found the time nor muster up the balls it takes to really rock out a post...lame I know..whatever, I'll accept the FAIL I just received but you know what fucker?  I am gonna tell you something, I have been blogging for over a year ya know..that means I am somebody!!!


Ok, well ... no it doesn't mean I am somebody, just ask my 100th former-follower who decided to drop me instead of their dependency on reality TV.  Whatever, who needs ya!  


(Narrator  reads over this melodrama) Inside I was dying.  I couldn't believe that I have let myself and my blog go for so long that people, those dedicated readers who make me laugh and feel loved with their words, have started dropping like flies.  2 in one week.  The last time that this happened I lost 8 of them... I got through it right?!  RIGHT!  


Anyhow, so now that I have a more selected audience that'll teach em, I have to say that I have had a few nights out on the town, a great holiday with family and the 3 friends that I currently have and am gearing up for another increase of my age.


Saturday I turn 31.  I was talking with a friend from work who just turned 31 on Friday and she had the best idea...tell people I'm 40, so that way in 9 years I am really great at it and feel confident enough to rock it.  Not only this, but how many people will be like.."you're 40, you look amazing!"    Ya, that's right!  Well she was the bomb for this thinking and I am going to now adhere to the same strategy.


Two weeks ago, I saw Chelsea Handler.  Who knew that she was banging 50?!  oh, sorry, Fiddy.  I sure as shit didn't but I do know that i haven't laughed so hard as I did that night.  If it weren't for her talking about how her friend of the "homosexual" variety goes to bleach his asshole (SOMETHING THAT I AM SERIOUSLY CONFUSED OVER).  As she isn't a "follower" and rather prefers herself a "trendsetter" she tells us how she used a Crest White Strip to do the job!  We heard about how she hates balls and how much she loved to play with her Coslopus.  Seriously who knew that I had enough patience to listen to a valley girl?!  Cuz that was the biggest shock to me!


If you get the chance, I suggest reading all of her books; watch her TV show and then stalk her on twitter.  She's hella-funny and that's my bit on Chelsea Handler.


Christmas came faster than the 3 minute quickie that Mr. Insatiable and I had the other night.   It was full of laughter, my kids getting spoiled and a whirlwind of visiting family, lack of alcohol for some reason and ended with a new addiction to my Wii.  I am a Wii-whore. These mario brother's don't know what they have inherited now that I am on their side.  Fuck I wish I had an animated self... I think that sadly I would look like Toad and King Coopa had a daughter though.


Anyhow, I am really glad that I got this post out also because I have a big year ahead of me.  I am taking my health head on and am making life changes!  I am going to have even more fun than I had this year and I am taking all of you bitches with me!  If you can't handle it, then jump ship now - cuz it's gonna be a great one!!!


On a serious note though, I sincerely wish you all have an amazing New Year!  I wish to you all success, wealth and health.


Keep it real mo'fo's!!

Day 10 - 30 Day Photo Challenge

Labels: - Wednesday, December 22, 2010

day one - A picture of yourself with fifteen facts

day two - A picture of you and the person you have been closest with the longest

day three - A picture of the cast from your favorite show

day four- A picture of something you'd like to do again

day five - A picture of something you love

day six - A picture that makes you laugh

day seven - A picture of the person you do the most messed up things with

day eight - A picture of your favourite night

day nine - A picture of the person who has gotten you through the most

day ten - A picture of your most treasured item

day eleven - A picture of something you hate

day twelve - A picture of your favorite memory

day thirteen - A picture of your favorite band or artist

day fourteen- A picture of someone you could never imagine your life without

day fifteen - A picture of something you want to do before you die

day sixteen - A picture of someone who inspires you

day seventeen - A picture of something that has made a huge impact on your life recently

day eighteen - A picture of your biggest insecurity

day nineteen - A picture and a letter

day twenty - A picture of somewhere you'd love to travel

day twenty one - A picture of something you wish you could forget

day twenty two - A picture of something you wish you were better at

day twenty three - A picture of your favorite book

day twenty four - A picture of something you wish you could change

day twenty five - A picture of your favourite day

day twenty six - A picture of something that means a lot to you

day twenty seven - A picture of yourself and a family member

day twenty eight - A picture of something you're afraid of

day twenty nine- A picture that can always make you smile

day thirty - A picture of someone you miss


This will be a difficult feat.  My most treasured item- how does one take a picture of that?  I have pride and integrity... what caption could I ever use to summarize that?

I mean I don't have an image of me dressed as a superhero...

or do I?

<--- that's me...with the red boots


Pride and Integrity - 

I have learned lessons in life that shouldn't have to be learned but I have survived.
I have experienced life and it's true pain but I have survived.
No matter what, I wouldn't change a thing because I wouldn't be who I am today.

Captain Awesome


Day 9 - 30 Day Photo Challenge

Labels: - Monday, December 13, 2010

day one - A picture of yourself with fifteen facts

day two - A picture of you and the person you have been closest with the longest

day three - A picture of the cast from your favorite show

day four- A picture of something you'd like to do again

day five - A picture of something you love

day six - A picture that makes you laugh

day seven - A picture of the person you do the most messed up things with

day eight - A picture of your favourite night

day nine - A picture of the person who has gotten you through the most

day ten - A picture of your most treasured item

day eleven - A picture of something you hate

day twelve - A picture of your favorite memory

day thirteen - A picture of your favorite band or artist

day fourteen- A picture of someone you could never imagine your life without

day fifteen - A picture of something you want to do before you die

day sixteen - A picture of someone who inspires you

day seventeen - A picture of something that has made a huge impact on your life recently

day eighteen - A picture of your biggest insecurity

day nineteen - A picture and a letter

day twenty - A picture of somewhere you'd love to travel

day twenty one - A picture of something you wish you could forget

day twenty two - A picture of something you wish you were better at

day twenty three - A picture of your favorite book

day twenty four - A picture of something you wish you could change

day twenty five - A picture of your favourite day

day twenty six - A picture of something that means a lot to you

day twenty seven - A picture of yourself and a family member

day twenty eight - A picture of something you're afraid of

day twenty nine- A picture that can always make you smile

day thirty - A picture of someone you miss




This one was really difficult.  I have gone through a lot of nonsense in my life...really a boatload.  I know that surviving it all is inner strength - and that would be myself who has gotten me through.  The truth is, I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for my husband.

He makes me smile, crazy, cry and laugh.  He holds my hand and dries my tears.  He lifts me up when I am down and makes me giggle when I am so angry that I can't help but break down.  My husband is my best friend, my confident and even though I know that I drive him bat-shit crazy on most days I know that there isn't a moment in any given day that he wouldn't be there for me.

I love you Mr. Insatiable.


Day 8 - 30 Day Photo Challenge

Labels: - Sunday, December 12, 2010

day one - A picture of yourself with fifteen facts

day two - A picture of you and the person you have been closest with the longest

day three - A picture of the cast from your favorite show

day four- A picture of something you'd like to do again

day five - A picture of something you love

day six - A picture that makes you laugh

day seven - A picture of the person you do the most messed up things with

day eight - A picture of your favourite night

day nine - A picture of the person who has gotten you through the most

day ten - A picture of your most treasured item

day eleven - A picture of something you hate

day twelve - A picture of your favorite memory

day thirteen - A picture of your favorite band or artist

day fourteen- A picture of someone you could never imagine your life without

day fifteen - A picture of something you want to do before you die

day sixteen - A picture of someone who inspires you

day seventeen - A picture of something that has made a huge impact on your life recently

day eighteen - A picture of your biggest insecurity

day nineteen - A picture and a letter

day twenty - A picture of somewhere you'd love to travel

day twenty one - A picture of something you wish you could forget

day twenty two - A picture of something you wish you were better at

day twenty three - A picture of your favorite book

day twenty four - A picture of something you wish you could change

day twenty five - A picture of your favourite day

day twenty six - A picture of something that means a lot to you

day twenty seven - A picture of yourself and a family member

day twenty eight - A picture of something you're afraid of

day twenty nine- A picture that can always make you smile

day thirty - A picture of someone you miss









My wedding still is my favourite day of my life.  I loved every second of it and wouldn't change a thing.  The day was perfect and I even had a bit of a surprise...when I arrived at the venue, I was greeted by all of these motorcycles....they were all reving their motors for me...it was awesome (and I am not even a biker).


My husband was dashing, the bridesmaids amazing and the groomsmen were dapper.


My favourite night!!!!

Day 7 - 30 Day Photo Challenge

Labels: - Saturday, December 11, 2010

***sorry for not being able to keep up with the memento folks, the computer went batshit crazy!!!*** Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

day one - A picture of yourself with fifteen facts

day two - A picture of you and the person you have been closest with the longest

day three - A picture of the cast from your favorite show

day four- A picture of something you'd like to do again

day five - A picture of something you love

day six - A picture that makes you laugh

day seven - A picture of the person you do the most messed up things with

day eight - A picture of your favourite night

day nine - A picture of the person who has gotten you through the most

day ten - A picture of your most treasured item

day eleven - A picture of something you hate

day twelve - A picture of your favorite memory

day thirteen - A picture of your favorite band or artist

day fourteen- A picture of someone you could never imagine your life without

day fifteen - A picture of something you want to do before you die

day sixteen - A picture of someone who inspires you

day seventeen - A picture of something that has made a huge impact on your life recently

day eighteen - A picture of your biggest insecurity

day nineteen - A picture and a letter

day twenty - A picture of somewhere you'd love to travel

day twenty one - A picture of something you wish you could forget

day twenty two - A picture of something you wish you were better at

day twenty three - A picture of your favorite book

day twenty four - A picture of something you wish you could change

day twenty five - A picture of your favourite day

day twenty six - A picture of something that means a lot to you

day twenty seven - A picture of yourself and a family member

day twenty eight - A picture of something you're afraid of

day twenty nine- A picture that can always make you smile

day thirty - A picture of someone you miss


Here you have it.  This picture really sums up my favourite people in the world (aside from my kids).  I can't live without each one of these fuckers!

Seistor, Mr. Insatiable, Ma' Niece and I...

This picture was supposed to be titled "Blue Steel" for the look that I apparently have mastered - but the rest of them are pretty wasted, so maybe that's where it got lost in translation.  

Niece looks like a fishy-face, Mr. Insatiable looks mafioso, Siestor just looks funny *but really she was saying "enough already take the fucking picture"...tres humorous!!



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