Happy Rex Manning Day!!!!


I don't have cupcakes, I don't even have any cardboard cut-outs; I do have the friggen movie Empire Records in my head and I also have the honour of finally announcing the winner for my first Give-A-Way!!!


I am totally going to keep the suspense going for a while though because my friend shared with me something pretty friggen RAD!!!!


So you know when you go to park into a spot but the mother-fucker who is on your left actually thinks their Toyota Trecel is a Show Car??


You know when you get home and see your neighbour parked over the friggen yellow lines and are part way onto your spot?


What about when you go to the grocery store, with your 3 kids when you have no food at home and it's 7;00 pm and all you need to do is park in the "for parents or expecting women" spot but there is an asshole parked in the last one?  The guy, who doesn't have kids - well maybe but a 15 year old doesn't qualify you...


These people have names Dumb-Asses or Arse-holes!!  And these people NEEDS to be put in their place!!



Why do you think it acceptable for me to get into my car from the passenger side door when you park too close to me??? Are you asking to get junk punched?  Do you want me to be rabbid when I see you??


No, I say you people MUST realize that this behaviour is just as unacceptable as pissing in public! 



We go to YOUPARKLIKEANASSHOLE.com and get the best thing you can have to defend agains A-HOLES!!!  go there now!  You will see a D/L 1 or 2 - I suggest 1


anyhow, what you get is this fantastic PDF  where you have several boxes to check off and you leave them with the respective ASSHOLES.  Take a picture and submit to them too -- and if you do share, share with me!!


This literally made my day, and while I was at work I printed 2 copies (so I had 6) and then I left and went to 5 different places where I gave them out!!! I left one....one very special one for the mother-fucker who parks in our visitor spot but doesn't back up all the way, so we have to weave through the spots to get to mine...the one I own!!!  Ya, you BITCH!  Im comin to get you!

Well, I made it through my first day at work!  It started with a walk in the rain at 5 am but ended with me feeling sooo happy to be back.  I really missed my friends and I missed my team and I missed my job. (did I just fuckin say that out loud?)  anyways...apparently I am still hungover...

Today I wanted to share a little story that I reminded myself of today while leaving a comment... For those of you who don't know me, I am a sarcastic person by nature.  Yes, I swear a lot and yes I poke fun of people who fall...but I also go over and ask if they need help.  I try to be an optimist and always try to find a solution...I just have fun during the process...BUT there is one thing I just can't fucking stand!!!

Good morning frackers!


Well I FIRST must start out by welcoming all my new friends, followers, stalkers! God this was pretty fricken cool to wake up this morning to see that I have 44 followers and have received more comments on one post than on 3 combined posts in the past. I really am finding merit in not being afraid to write what's on my mind (case in point my last post "do porn stars get yeast infections").

I was really worried about hitting publish with this one because although I am 100% being truthful I didn't know if those people who read it would understand where I was coming from! I'm 88% sarcastic & being serious &12% wanting a reaction! Anyfeck, I am really thankful and soooo happy!

Next item up for bids, Panty Pyramid, as some of you know, I have a 2nd blog with this title. I have been getting more people signing up bit not sending me their addresses and info; I am going to be sending out my next round but am sort of changing the concept.

As soon as I get info I am gonna send out panties ASAP when you receive them, I’ll send you your names! There are enough names to cycle through a few times and I just want to increase your panty wardrobe.

Also, for those of you who do follow that blog, and haven’t sent me your information PLEASE SENDS IT!!! I am currently waiting to hear from the recipients of the latest wave to be informed of when/if shipping has taken place...there is no rush, but I would like to at least know that everyone is still on board.

If you are interested in joining or want to learn more, leave me a comment and well chat it up until you have new skivvies!!!

3rd topic today is I would really love to learn about all of your shiz! Like who are you? What makes you tick, are you in the momma-hood? Are you addicted to blogging? Caffeine? Hank Mooney? Do you fuck punch? (For those of you self admitted lovers of Californication) Tell em your secrets and ill make fun of you! No I won't at all; I just want to be able to read your comment and know who's writing to me ya know?


Dear friends, I have found it, the fucking Cadbury secret of life! Remember when I wrote here about how do you do it all? How do you rationalize being a mom, writer? Blogger???? Yah so I had my "fuckin right doggy!" moment last night with Mr. Insatiable... (3 times lol). We were talking though, and he actually was listening to me! I have asked him about my blog before and yes, he does read it daily... (But never comments on them directly). He has said that I do write a mean blog and that he likes the idea that I do this. Since hearing these words of encouragement and him basically telling me and everyone I should write the next Best Seller and should be on Oprah's best blog club, I realized that involving him in this adventure, (leaving it completely about me) has really opened up my mind and also it feels like I am less paranoid.

I think that I was totally being a pussy because I felt like he didn’t know what I was writing or that he didn’t appreciate it – I am totally wrong...he was just giving me space to be creative...to do this and to be me! GOD DANG IT! I wasn’t sure of what I was feeling until now.

Fear
Shame
Apprehensive

...for no reason because what am I hiding? NOTHING....clearly if you have read any of my last posts over the past month.  What was I worried about?  I needed to clear my head and just get over myself.

Scared
Confused
Nervous

...clearly because I wasn’t sure if I was good enough. I wasn't sure if I could do this blog thing and have people read it...I didn't realize that I could come to be friends and care about people that I had never met before, but continually become entwined in thier lives through their words...but I can!  I am good enough!

I am sort of retentive when it comes to success, and I really want to be a writer (I think). I love being able to interact and be free and still be crazy at the same time. I needed a hobby or an outlet where I could find out who I am and rather than taking a mirror to inspect my vag, I decided to blog! Good choice I think!



Sunday Coffee with you all is lookin like Girl Talk, but this is how it is today and I needed it! Keep comin back, keep commenting, and keep posting such great friggen posts!!!

Stay tuned for Make Out with Blogs Monday where I whore myself out with a whole lotta bitchin blogs!! This week I have found about 30 great ones that I am now subscribing to!!!

Thanks again for the cuppa joe and I'll gab with ya later!
 
xoxo
 

Good morning everyone, I hope you all have had your caffeine fix already; however, if you are just settling into your first pot, then I hope you enjoy it!!

Sunday does happen to be one of my favorite days of the week...as if you have been reading I have discussed..I love it because it's a family day through and through.  We all wake up, usually in my double bed (3 kids, the cat and McHubby and I) and will start our day with the daily caffein injection and a movie!  Today's movie was ET...now, I love this movie and haven't seen it for over 20 years and McHubby hasn't seen it ever (so he claims) anyhow, we enjoyed our movie date with the kids are are about to settle into the remainder of the day! 

I think we will be taking the kids outside to run off  the energy from the past week.  I had tried to install hampster wheels in their rooms but someone over at the CCS said it was frowned upon (again the government trying to control all things parental).  Last year I had applied to have a rubber room but then was shot down because I was told that mommy and daddy couldn't lock ourselves in there when we wanted to be away..and that this was something that was negative as it was just avoiding the problem children rather than facing the issues at hand...again, I scoffed!  They just wanted to ruin all my fun!

I have also tried to humanize myself today.  I woke up, showered, brushed the teeth and went to the store.  I happened across several specimins of Saturday night was sooo fun but who the hell is this guy/gal beside me!  I really love seeing this in action..when you are married a lot of things become clear to you. 

1. when you see a couple who is just together for the booty smack down...ya, you know those couples...she is on her cell phone texting her next romp while he is trying to put two words together because he was SOOO WASTED DUDE!  my thought is, why even bother..if it is a bootie call, then isn`t it just that!!  When did breakfast get put into the deal...hmmmm...maybe this is why i was never one for the bootie call.

2. the couples who hook up the night before, and dont know who this stranger is...I love this one because I almost want to go over  in introduce myself as the poor bastards girlfriend or something..I mean not to cause damage but poking fun is great!!  I love seeing these couples eating their bagels and downing coffee while looking at everything on the walls and in their sight of vision because they have nothing to say...and then when they have spent 20 minutes (to fill the `was i polite enough`time) they leave with an awkward handshake, kiss on the cheek or a weird bump of a hug..I literally witnessed this twice today!!! 

3.  The genuine couples who always get smashed on Saturdays are great to see also...there is a group of 20somthings who must get loaded every Saturday, becuase on Sunday morning I always see them together at the local bagel bakery.  They all have their gap scarves, hats and iphones in tote along with the ladies having their coach clutches (this is not to diss coach, as i too have a clutch, but I dont have one in every colour to match my other accessories and I did not buy my own...my amazing mother-in-law did for me!! Yes, she has exquisite taste)  anyhow, so the 4-some of 20somethings had their hats and scarfs on, guys dressed like the modern metrosexual and all of them looking like the 3 bottles of wine and the case of beer was a milestone in their lives...they are the most natural looking of the sights i saw today...they all had conversation, laughed out loud and giggled and snorted their nosh and really did look like they were having a great time! 

I have to wonder though, is this what friendship is now a days  is this what it has become...lets get smashed and go out for breaky in the am!!  Hm....maybe i need new friends, or maybe just a good night of drinking...i dont think i could do this  though.  I think that i am all about the low key, casual nights with our friends where all we do is laugh our asses off....no pretenses no judgement...just fun....(sigh) those where the days!!!

anyhow, the dood has just passed out on me and I think I am going to try to eat something more than a popcicle...have a great sunday and if you are stopping in from the Lady Bloggers Tea Party, have a seat, enjoy your tea but leave me your thoughts and let me know a little about yourself!!