...it's been a while my friends...


today I am interrupting my 30 Day Photo Challenge to bring some fuckin sass and a bit of attitude.  I'm gonna work this rant like Tyra works her forehead. IM GONNA BE FIERCE.


There have been so many things I wanted to write but literally hadn't found the time nor muster up the balls it takes to really rock out a post...lame I know..whatever, I'll accept the FAIL I just received but you know what fucker?  I am gonna tell you something, I have been blogging for over a year ya know..that means I am somebody!!!


Ok, well ... no it doesn't mean I am somebody, just ask my 100th former-follower who decided to drop me instead of their dependency on reality TV.  Whatever, who needs ya!  


(Narrator  reads over this melodrama) Inside I was dying.  I couldn't believe that I have let myself and my blog go for so long that people, those dedicated readers who make me laugh and feel loved with their words, have started dropping like flies.  2 in one week.  The last time that this happened I lost 8 of them... I got through it right?!  RIGHT!  


Anyhow, so now that I have a more selected audience that'll teach em, I have to say that I have had a few nights out on the town, a great holiday with family and the 3 friends that I currently have and am gearing up for another increase of my age.


Saturday I turn 31.  I was talking with a friend from work who just turned 31 on Friday and she had the best idea...tell people I'm 40, so that way in 9 years I am really great at it and feel confident enough to rock it.  Not only this, but how many people will be like.."you're 40, you look amazing!"    Ya, that's right!  Well she was the bomb for this thinking and I am going to now adhere to the same strategy.


Two weeks ago, I saw Chelsea Handler.  Who knew that she was banging 50?!  oh, sorry, Fiddy.  I sure as shit didn't but I do know that i haven't laughed so hard as I did that night.  If it weren't for her talking about how her friend of the "homosexual" variety goes to bleach his asshole (SOMETHING THAT I AM SERIOUSLY CONFUSED OVER).  As she isn't a "follower" and rather prefers herself a "trendsetter" she tells us how she used a Crest White Strip to do the job!  We heard about how she hates balls and how much she loved to play with her Coslopus.  Seriously who knew that I had enough patience to listen to a valley girl?!  Cuz that was the biggest shock to me!


If you get the chance, I suggest reading all of her books; watch her TV show and then stalk her on twitter.  She's hella-funny and that's my bit on Chelsea Handler.


Christmas came faster than the 3 minute quickie that Mr. Insatiable and I had the other night.   It was full of laughter, my kids getting spoiled and a whirlwind of visiting family, lack of alcohol for some reason and ended with a new addiction to my Wii.  I am a Wii-whore. These mario brother's don't know what they have inherited now that I am on their side.  Fuck I wish I had an animated self... I think that sadly I would look like Toad and King Coopa had a daughter though.


Anyhow, I am really glad that I got this post out also because I have a big year ahead of me.  I am taking my health head on and am making life changes!  I am going to have even more fun than I had this year and I am taking all of you bitches with me!  If you can't handle it, then jump ship now - cuz it's gonna be a great one!!!


On a serious note though, I sincerely wish you all have an amazing New Year!  I wish to you all success, wealth and health.


Keep it real mo'fo's!!

day one - A picture of yourself with fifteen facts



day two - A picture of you and the person you have been closest with the longest


day three - A picture of the cast from your favorite show


day four- A picture of something you'd like to do again


day five - A picture of something you love


day six - A picture that makes you laugh


day seven - A picture of the person you do the most messed up things with


day eight - A picture of your favourite night


day nine - A picture of the person who has gotten you through the most


day ten - A picture of your most treasured item


day eleven - A picture of something you hate


day twelve - A picture of your favorite memory


day thirteen - A picture of your favorite band or artist


day fourteen- A picture of someone you could never imagine your life without


day fifteen - A picture of something you want to do before you die


day sixteen - A picture of someone who inspires you


day seventeen - A picture of something that has made a huge impact on your life recently


day eighteen - A picture of your biggest insecurity


day nineteen - A picture and a letter


day twenty - A picture of somewhere you'd love to travel


day twenty one - A picture of something you wish you could forget


day twenty two - A picture of something you wish you were better at


day twenty three - A picture of your favorite book


day twenty four - A picture of something you wish you could change


day twenty five - A picture of your favourite day


day twenty six - A picture of something that means a lot to you


day twenty seven - A picture of yourself and a family member


day twenty eight - A picture of something you're afraid of


day twenty nine- A picture that can always make you smile


day thirty - A picture of someone you miss

day one - A picture of yourself with fifteen facts
day two - A picture of you and the person you have been closest with the longest
day three - A picture of the cast from your favorite show
day four- A picture of something you'd like to do again