Yo dizzles! Whats the shizzle?!
Holy inconsistent blogger..who the eff does she think she is?
I am patheticwhat can I say? I have been trying to post and thinking of amazing and clever things to talk about. Life has been rolling at a steady pace for sure and on a daily, there are many things that make me laugh.
1. Lucas coming into my room with his one-piece pj's on saying "my fart is stuck in my pjs and it needs to escape"
2. Sophia lost her 4th tooth AND the
tooth fairy was a total whoreand didn't come until the morning...TFingG that I had her phone number and called her sorry ass up to make sure she didn't forget about my daughter!
3. Miserbella had a break down tonight at HomeSense while I was shopping for a shower gift for a shower that is not significant in my life what so ever...during the middle of the tantrum she stops screaming and says
"ignoring is a form of abuse"really you smart-ass little 5-year old? Ignoring is Abuse!!!!! WTF?!?!? How did she figure this out before I did?!
Other points of interest....as you all know Mr. Insatiable and I have a catering company that we do the odd jobs here and there...so last weekend I we had an event where he was working during the hole process. What does this mean? Well...I had to do the event myself. I had servers, but the cooking for 24 people was were I was afraid I would shit the bed....WELL SHIT THE BED I DID NOT my friends!!!
I did enlist my mother for assistance but we really pulled it off. The event went off without a hitch. See for yourselves and yes, I am that person who posts food porn and the pictures are sideways...I have no idea how to rotate them, so just pick up your monitor and flip it sideways for a min...
|Antipasto Skewers - Grilled Sausage, Roasted Red Pepper, Artichoke with Fresh Basil|
|Cajun Shrimp with Watermelon|
|Mini Beef Wellingtons with Demi|
|Pulled Pork Sliders on Ciabatta|
|Mushroom Cappuccino (Mushroom Soup with Truffle Froth)|
|Artisanal Cheese Platter with Rosemary and Sea Salt Crostini and other carbs|
|Tessa, Shannon, ME!!!|
|Swanky Momma Bangin' the Bangs with her new Gucci's!!|
xoxo Mrs. Insatiable