Bang the Bangs!

Yo dizzles! Whats the shizzle?!

Holy inconsistent blogger..who the eff does she think she is? 

I am pathetic
what can I say?  I have been trying to post and thinking of amazing and clever things to talk about.  Life has been rolling at a steady pace for sure and on a daily, there are many things that make me laugh.

1. Lucas coming into my room with his one-piece pj's on saying "my fart is stuck in my pjs and it needs to escape"
2. Sophia lost her 4th tooth AND the
tooth fairy was a total whore
and didn't come until the morning...TFingG that I had her phone number and called her sorry ass up to make sure she didn't forget about my daughter!
3. Miserbella had a break down tonight at HomeSense while I was shopping for a shower gift for a shower that is not significant in my life what so ever...during the middle of the tantrum she stops screaming and says
"ignoring is a form of abuse
really you smart-ass little 5-year old?  Ignoring is Abuse!!!!! WTF?!?!?  How did she figure this out before I did?!

Other points of interest....as you all know Mr. Insatiable and I have a catering company that we do the odd jobs here and there...so last weekend I we had an event where he was working during the hole process.  What does this mean?  Well...I had to do the event myself.  I had servers, but the cooking for 24 people was were I was afraid I would shit the bed....WELL SHIT THE BED I DID NOT my friends!!!

I did enlist my mother for assistance but we really pulled it off.  The event went off without a hitch.  See for yourselves and yes, I am that person who posts food porn and the pictures are sideways...I have no idea how to rotate them, so just pick up your monitor and flip it sideways for a min...



Antipasto Skewers - Grilled Sausage, Roasted Red Pepper, Artichoke with Fresh Basil


Cajun Shrimp with Watermelon

Mini Beef Wellingtons with Demi

Pulled Pork Sliders on Ciabatta

Mushroom Cappuccino (Mushroom Soup with Truffle Froth)

Artisanal Cheese Platter with Rosemary and Sea Salt Crostini and other carbs




I also had made the conscious decision to go back to dark hair...well Darcie did for me...but the decision was made none-the-less.  So I looked like this:



Tessa, Shannon, ME!!!
Then I decided that I needed to spruce up my Shabby-Flabby self and called upon Val (you know Val...the winner of the Pin-Up Contest)...so....now, I am a hot cup of tea looking all fantastic while I am Banging the Bangs!!!!



Swanky Momma Bangin' the Bangs with her new Gucci's!!
What's gone on with you lately? Have you had life pass you bye without leaving time to do anything???!!!  Were you abducted by aliens?  Please tell me you are all ok...I need to know that you haven't given up on me!

xoxo Mrs. Insatiable

1 comments:



Le'Ann Ruggles said...

Wish I could've been at that party - the food looks delish! And your bangs look cute. :)