So it's been a long fucking time Saturday...ps New Moon is out!

what's up bitches? ya dig my new boyfriend...yah, eat your heart out...

Ok, so I know that I have been MIA for a whole week now; however, with going back to work, getting terribly sick and life, I have literally come home nightly and have passed out.  For lack of my reading your blogs, I am really sorry - one thing I must really say sorry for is missing my friend Sarah's (I RUN WITH SCISSORS) announcement of being the Featured Blogger at Lady Bloggers!!!

HOLY PANTS AND SHIRTS...I can't believe it and I am super excited for her...and now you should go see her at her blog and congratulate her.

NOW...

go...

vamos Dora y Diego!!

Ok, now that you are back (because I am sort of awesome)...

I haven't posted the VEEEENER for the Truth or Dare contest yet.  I am a fucking lazy whore who should be shot; however, I am doing the draw as we speak and I will announce with Sunday Morning Coffee Cross my heart!!!!

What else...I am doing great on the weight loss - I guess this is a side note; however, I am back in a 32 and it feels great!!!! (That is like a 10/11)  I really feel great and even bought myself some new digs for my upcoming trip to Boston!!!

I am also excited to inform you all that I have officially landed into the 20th century as we have cable again!  I can't believe that there are 4000 shows I have never heard of and about 40300 shows I need to catch up 3 years on.  If you have suggestions or reccomendations.  I am also starting True Blood next weekend and I am pumped as this little hot ass has told me all it and I want to see sexy hot vampires that are modern and hot.

Speaking of

NEW MOON TOTALLY CAME OUT YESTERDAY!!  I stood in a line-up for 30 minutes to get my copy so the girls could wake up and have Christmas morning all over again because I am a fucking great mother!! oh and they got to keep the free poster and bracelette.  HELL YA!!

ok, so enough about me, what about yous?  how was your week..what was the best post you have read this week - are there anythings that i should be aware of?  I need deets bitches!!!

ok, i am done..see you in the am!!!

xoxo

Danon

6 comments:



Smart Ass Sara said...

I am a hot ass. And you are going to LOVE True Blood. Season two got a bit wack-a-doodle, but season three is shaping up to be the fucking hotness.

Also- don't even spread the false rumor that Robert is your boyfriend. We're secretly married. I? Have a six foot cardboard cutout of him. In my room. Take that. (Yes, I will post on this soon)

Sarah With Scissors said...

You da bomb girlfriend. Hope work hasn't worn you out too much. I'm working today and I'm exhausted... but I'm about to go check out all my new peeps from the feature day (YAY!!!... I was SO surprised when I found out I was featured).

Get better girly, and get some rest. You deserves it!

WannabeVirginia W. said...

You will not regret spending hours watching True Blood. You also are going to want to be a "fangbanger". Hell. I do.

P.S. I am secretly married to Bill and Eric and Jason. Shhh, don't tell anyone.

Alex said...

TRUE BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I had the baby last year hubs and I spent 2 weeks indoors having a vampire marathon (that child will be warped)

LOOOOOOOVVVVED IT! Fucking awesome.

Hope u feel better.

(Oh, BTW my google ID word is 'swoons'...which I guess you're doing for Rob Pat? Over it. Gerard has been a good pet)

Kellyansapansa said...

Well done on the weight loss, that's a huge achievement!

Personally I'm trying to avoid all the vampire stuff, but it's not easy!

www.kellyansapansa.blogspot.com

Miranda said...

You *just might* want to head over to the Inked blog... just sayin...