Well friends, it's Sunday! I am going back to work in exactly 6 days...I can't believe it's been sooo long; however, I am getting really excited to interact with real people again! There is a sad part to this tale though, my friends here...I'm gonna miss waking up to read all of your funnies, woes, experiences and advice...My goal...Keep at it!!!
I really have met some amazing people over the last 3 weeks of being off and I don't think that I would have ever done so if having not been off from getting the lady balls ripped out! So, lady balls...this Bailey's n Coffee is for you!!
In other Sunday musings at chez Host...the children have made a war zone out of the entire house, and I am on my last straw with them. I swear..why do kids wake up at 5 am, come into your room and have to sit there and stare at you? They breath heavy, make weird noises and then laugh. The dood was under my bed kicking it, while the crazy one, sat ontop of my stomach telling me just how starving she was..(No dear inter-friends she isn't starving; however, she also eats more than I and she is 4 and still could fit into 18 month clothing...me thinks a victom of Tape Worm...) The eldest just stayed in her room; however, decided to rip every single book off their shelf, took out all the barbies, brats, American Girls and games and threw them all over the floor. She jumped on the crazies bed and broke it....this all happened within 20 minutes.
I have now been woken out of my beauty sleep, have a nasty attitude and a migrane starting...you may be asking..where is Mr. Insatiable....well....that Prince is still sleeping. It's really hard being so beautiful I guess. Whatever the case is, he did work really late lastnight, so I am not abashed that he is still in bed. I only wish that I had a nanny for this purpose.
Aside from this bad tude that's kickin today, I am going to be painting my bedroom to make it into the love nest that every woman wants! I am sooo excited! I am also going to be doing mounds of laundry today, making soup, eating some breaky and likely to be enjoying some park time!
We are enjoying family day today and I hope that you are able to enjoy your day too!!!
(you may be thinking...she sounds less sassy today...and YES friends...this is what happens when I am bitchy...I shut down, keep quiet and try to kill everything with kindness...if I smile at you today, you best be steppin cuz I'll fuckin hurt ya!!!)
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