Sunday Morning Coffee

Well friends, it's Sunday!  I am going back to work in exactly 6 days...I can't believe it's been sooo long; however, I am getting really excited to interact with real people again! There is a sad part to this tale though, my friends here...I'm gonna miss waking up to read all of your funnies, woes, experiences and advice...My goal...Keep at it!!!
I really have met some amazing people over the last 3 weeks of being off and I don't think that I would have ever done so if having not been off from getting the lady balls ripped out!  So, lady balls...this Bailey's n Coffee is for you!!

In other Sunday musings at chez Host...the children have made a war zone out of the entire house, and I am on my last straw with them.  I swear..why do kids wake up at 5 am, come into your room and have to sit there and stare at you?  They breath heavy, make weird noises and then laugh.  The dood was under my bed kicking it, while the crazy one, sat ontop of my stomach telling me just how starving she was..(No dear inter-friends she isn't starving; however, she also eats more than I and she is 4 and still could fit into 18 month thinks a victom of Tape Worm...)  The eldest just stayed in her room; however, decided to rip every single book off their shelf, took out all the barbies, brats, American Girls and games and threw them all over the floor.  She jumped on the crazies bed and broke it....this all happened within 20 minutes.

I have now been woken out of my beauty sleep, have a nasty attitude and a migrane may be asking..where is Mr. Insatiable....well....that Prince is still sleeping.  It's really hard being so beautiful I guess.  Whatever the case is, he did work really late lastnight, so I am not abashed that he is still in bed.  I only wish that I had a nanny for this purpose.

Aside from this bad tude that's kickin today, I am going to be painting my bedroom to make it into the love nest that every woman wants!  I am sooo excited!  I am also going to be doing mounds of laundry today, making soup, eating some breaky and likely to be enjoying some park time!

We are enjoying family day today and I hope that you are able to enjoy your day too!!!

(you may be thinking...she sounds less sassy today...and YES friends...this is what happens when I am bitchy...I shut down, keep quiet and try to kill everything with kindness...if I smile at you today, you best be steppin cuz I'll fuckin hurt ya!!!)


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TheEclecticElement said...

Oh, what a lovely start to the day.....Not! O.o
Hey, if your sportin' that bad tude, maybe the kiddies will steer clear? LOL That's usually what happens with my mum-We get a hint of a tude and we stay FAR away.

I totally understand about the work thing-I'm actually going back to school on the 15th and am excited, but kinda worried I won't be able to juggle school, my business and my blog >.<

All you can do is the best you can!

sarah @ i run with scissors said...

Funny how kids are like a force of nature. So beautiful yet wreak destruction and death (to those barbies and furniture) in their path.

I got a story that'll make you laugh on my site if you need a pick me up. I was in a Debby Downer 'tude the other day until my friend told me this story. She knows that laughing at someone else (ie. her) will always make my day... she's a martyr like that. You's should read.

sarah @ i run with scissors said...

oh... and you know when I get out of work and can get that picture for the dare you're gonna have to laugh... public humiliation is so worth it.

Anonymous said...

Good luck going back to work!

Sunflower mom said...

Hi I'm checking in from SITS! I also am a victim of Am harassment! My boys ambushed me this morning too! My 7 yo was looking forward to our Sunday family breakfast and since it "family day" as well had the afternoon games all planed out. It's 3 pm now and I'm still tired!

I hope the rest of your day goes well, great blog and good luck with going back to work. I'll be joining you sooner than I thought.

Julie, The Wife said...

Same thing at my house - Youngest Daughter starts coming in at 7 a.m. and saying "When are you getting up?" and I even bought donuts last night and put them on the counter so everyone could self-serve, and yet the poking every 20 minutes. Grrr. I may have to blog about this tomorrow, because it's been a source of convo all weekend.
xoxo have a good week back at work, we'll miss you-

MindyMom said...

Sounds like a pretty typical moring for me. And my 4 y/o can really put the food away too. Like ALL day long and definitely more than I eat but I'm not sure where it all goes!

Amanda said...

Isn't it amazing that they want to be up at 5 now, but someday won't want to get up before noon?

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Alex said...

Awwwwwww, you're so lovely when you aren't all snarky and pimping off MY Gerard Butler.

Ha ha.

I've just gotten into my single mother mojo (sleeping in until 6am is overrated I guess, getting up at 5.30 is super fun!) As in not, please kill me.

Anyway hubs back on Wed.

Enjoy your days before work!

Scraps said...

Ooooh, the literal kill 'em with kindness. As kids we always got a bit more scared when Mom would get quiet and talk very carefully... then you knew you were about an ounce away from death.

Hope the kids shape up :)

Goin to Cali!! said...

Reading your blog and the upity sound to it you wouldn't know you were getting into a bad mood. Glad you wrote this before it got there.