Today I wanted to share a little story that I reminded myself of today while leaving a comment... For those of you who don't know me, I am a sarcastic person by nature. Yes, I swear a lot and yes I poke fun of people who fall...but I also go over and ask if they need help. I try to be an optimist and always try to find a solution...I just have fun during the process...BUT there is one thing I just can't fucking stand!!!
CREEPY BABY SNATCHERS!!!!
You know those type...the ladies who have that crazed look in their eyes, drool at the edges of their mouth...or froth...like a rabid animal.....Ladies who at the scent of a pheramone that has been fertalized run in your direction with their advice, savvy and comments....ya...BABY SNATCHERS!!!
Anyhow, these psycho hose-beasts are those of which nightmares are made of. I recall when I was pregnant with Sophia. I was at the mall shopping for the new size titty holder that I had just grew into (I got up to a EE with her...and man that sucked!) Anyhow, I was walking on the lower level minding my own business...with my pot belly sticking out (I was 6 months and looked about 9) and this BABY SNATCHER was within eye sight. I heard her breathing get deeper and deeper; I could hear her heart beat accellerate; I saw the froth at the corners of her mouth...she was rabid and ready to pounce...but I though I could dodge a bullet and get out of her way...I was her prey and was being hunted.
NO FUCKING CHANCE...this cinderella doesn't get the glass slipper...
She caught me.
Literally...as soon as she came over to me cooing "oooooh...youuuur SOOOOOOO pregnant!!" and cackled... 'how far are you??? You must be ready to pop!" she asked (still with the crazed look in her eyes) "Um..Im 6 months" I reply biting my tongue. I'm sure she asked more questions and perhaps talked in different tongues but I couldn't hear her...I was too consumed with rage. I was being Belly Raped and noone cared!
Then the whore grabbed my belly and started molesting it. Rubbing it, talking to it...asking it questions... I was fucking furious because if you haven't guessed, I didn't know this lady! Literally she grabbed my belly and without thinking twice about it. What a dumbass!
...so as I am the person who laughs at people when they fall...I thought everyone around me was laughing...but that SOMEONE would recue me. Nobody came to help.
She finally stood up from talking to my stomach and I grabbed her tits. I didn't do anything creepy but I just sat there with my hands on her tits..and said calmly "do you like that?" "how far along are you?" "what are you thinking right now?" You're fucking right I did!!
I couldn't believe it...my first encounter with someone of the opposite sex and it wasn't kinky or anything. But really. Where does it come into someone conscience to think that this is socially acceptable? Why did she think that touching my baby was somehow ok? Even after Sophia was born, I had a bottle of sanitizer at the door so when FAMILY and FRIENDS came over, they would clean their hands before touching my baby...this lady...who knows where she came from? She just saw her target and locked in!
I was a gonner from the moment she smelled my pregnancy; but I just hope that my good deed helped the other 5000 women that were either with child or with their child from this psychopath.
Fucking baby snatchers...