I can't tell you just how much I have laughed today until I share with you the subject to which my belly aches! I go into work today and one of my colleagues DtotheItotheVtotheEtotheR emails me this forward...(for any of you who know me -know that I DtotheEtotheLtotheETE these things! If I dont pass this to 20 friends in the next mila-second I will disintegrate into thin air..whatever!!) Anyhow, but she tells me to read it and promises that I may leak a little pee...I JUMPED ON IT naturally because any excuse to pee in public, I am all over it!! (not really, I swear; I dont think I have ever squatted honestly!) Anyhow, so it's about people at the work place who steal other peoples lunch. I shit you not this is the funniest thing ever!!!

I am sorry to all you vegan's out there..but this is pretty hilarious....Soyfucker????!!!! and Bacon is life - well my life; or part of my life..maybe fairly put an extension of m life!!

This one just sums up my life and workplace in general! It also sadly reminds me of home....but really, what are you thinking...I just need a bite of chocolate..."oooh cupcake genie thank you for thinking of me?"

I honestly dont know why this shocks me but to steal some one's lunch or goods is just wrong...call me greedy, but I don't have the balls to pull off something like this at all! I can even remember when I was 12 years old my father went to steal the last bite of my steak on my plate and I went to jab with my fork and I stabbed his little sausage fingers!! Not only should you know to never take my steak or anything off my plate, I have this weird thing that I can't feel the pain that I am inflicting on you...like if I bite my hand I know it hurts, but if I bite yours, I wouldn't think it hurt at all...even though I know it totally would! weird and oddly fascinating I know...

Has anyone ever stolen your food??? Did you stab them with your fork or have a blissful revenge??? Are you one of those food thieves....I really want to know what motivates you...what is the modus operandi????